1. stuff tiny mashmallows up my nose and try and sneeze them out.
i hate marshmallows so its seems significant punishment for their existence.
2. use my mastercard to pay my visa bill.
last time i did this i paid my visa off - so this is no longer an option - bugger (this was one of my favourites).
3. pop some popcorn without the lid on.
4. when someone tells me to "have a nice day" - i tell them i have other plans.
5. i make lists - of things i have already done.
6. i dance naked in front of my cat.
7. i start little rumors to see how much they change by the time they get back to me.
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