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Captains Fantastic

i was just reading an article on the Herald site about how injured Richie McCaw flew with the airforce and theres a lovely little photo of his smiling face.
i will regularly mention that hes the man i am going to marry - and yes, this girl will be holding out hope til the day she dies.

but hang on one moment!
Richie is not the first All Black Captain that i wouldnt kick out of bed for farting. most of the other captains are hotties in their own right. Its not just the jersey!

and just further to all that ...i'm sure most of you have received the Chuck Norris emails. Well I received this Richie McCaw version from a friend today. I passed it round the office and most found it pretty funny so I thought I'd share it with those of you who haven't been forwarded it yet.

1. When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets
Richie McCaw'ed.

2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet
for Richie McCaw.

3. Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.

4. Richie McCaw invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

5. When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

6. Richie McCaw hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

7. Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.

8. Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.

9. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can piss his name into concrete.

10. Richie McCaw once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

11. Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Richie McCaw.

12. Richie McCaw can speak Braille.

13. Richie McCaw's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

14. Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.

15. Richie McCaw owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

16. Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.

17. Richie McCaw doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

18. Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

19. Richie McCaw divides by zero.

20. Richie McCaw is always on top during s*x because Richie McCaw never f***s up.

21. When Richie McCaw exercises, the machine gets stronger.

22. Richie McCaw doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

23. Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

24. Richie McCaw can kill two stones with one bird.

25. Richie McCaw once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

26. Richie McCaw once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh***ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.

27. The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

theres a few more really funny comments on the Rugby Roundtable

the real kiwi test?

this has got to be one of the funniest and most addictive things i have done all ... day.

the automobile driving manual says that the average drivers reaction time is .75 seconds or 1 car length for every 16kmph. test your average reaction time;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

oliver driver and friend in a scene from kiwi horror film 'black sheep'